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The Exotic Time Machine
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The Exotic Time Machine


List price:$14.98
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Media:VHS Tape
Directed by:Felicia Sinclair
Starring:
Release date:19 May, 2000
Average user rating: Average user rating: 1
User rating: 1DO NOT BUY FROM KOCH!
Koch Vision Entertainment is practicing bad business! They fail to deliver the advertised product. As previous reviewers have stated, this is not TETM. It is the sequel, and a lame one at that.

Here's the pattern of recent Koch DVD Releases: "Deathbed" has no chapter select menu, and no special features except four trailers. "The Regina Pierce Affair" is also bear-bones, and the cover has some lady who isn't even in the movie! "Passion's Obsession" is also bear-bones and also has a lady not in the film adorning the cover. "Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is also bear-bones. "Hotel Exotica" claims to be the unrated version on the cover and the disk, but it isn't! It's the R-Rated version!

How many more Koch titles are crap? How many more will it take? How long will you bother to contact them, only to get the run-around and no straight answers? They are a poor excuse for a company, and I urge you not to give them any money. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM! THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF! I've learned my lesson. From now on, if you want to purchase good softcore erotica, stick with either Image Entertainment or New Concorde Home Entertainment. I have not been disappointed with them, and they deliver what they advertise. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

User rating: 1I thought I was the only One!
Verified! This is not the Exotic Time Machine, it is the sequel. Cover is right, disc lable is right, even the menu is right, but when you hit play you get the sequel. I contacted the distributor and did get a response. Basically they promised to look into the problem and get back to me. It has been 2 weeks and I haven't heard a thing.

Review- Pretty bad! Glad I only spent $5.99. When I buy a movie like this I expect some laughs at how bad it is. This one just didn't make me laugh. Maybe I was too upset that it wasn't the right movie. Hopefully the correct title will be released and void this review, but in early '04 the cover of this DVD doesn't match the movie on the disc.

Anyway, if you saw The Exotic Time Machine PART 2 when it was originally on cable and liked it, here is your movie. This is the Director's Cut with more to it than I remember seeing years ago on Cinemax.

User rating: 1Wrong cover, this is the sequel !!!
When you order this film, you get the cover above, but not the same title on the disk. What comes out is actualy the sequal to this film, the ETM 2. I wonder when they will notice?
On the other hand, as there is only one reason to purchase this genre of movies, do not waste your money for disappointment. A few revealing scenes, by not-so-attractive girls, do not make this even a lame example. I wish they had sent the right movie...
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